An Israeli “Skunk Truck” to the rescue. Just what your kid needed today. “Israel Shits On US Now.”
by Don Clasen
June 12, 2015
People can be really particular when it comes to the use of so-called “dirty words.” The tongue in the Bible is likened to “a fire, a world of iniquity…[that] setteth on fire the course of nature” that is itself “set on fire of hell” [i.e., the Devil] (James 3:6). The Apostle has in mind here its use in blessing God then turning around and cursing men made in the image of God. And to be sure, cursing and damning men and blaspheming God are serious transgressions.
Slang, vulgarities and epithets are much more subjective however. Given the wall-to-wall triumph of Pietism in our time, we Evangelicals sometimes seem more interested in convincing God and men of our piety than actually communicating effectively. The Bible however is much more blunt and will speak to us “where we live” and in a language we can understand. As king David put the principle in Psalms 18, “With the merciful thou wilt shew thyself merciful; with an upright man thou wilt shew thyself upright; With the pure thou wilt shew thyself pure; and with the froward [perverted] thou wilt shew thyself froward [perverse]” (vs. 25-26).
To that I could add, “To the vulgar, He will show Himself vulgar” and “to the game players, He will show Himself a game player,” and beat you every time. Is that unfair of Him, to act like a big mirror in the sky? I can tell you this. For Israel, from this time forward it’s going to be “Check, check, check” until one day it’s “Checkmate.” To the world’s foremost purveyor of terror, from now on know that your name is going to be Magor-missabib—“terror-round-about-on-every-side” (Jer 20:3).
God Talks “Street” Too
If I used the terms defecation, feces, stool or urine, I’m sure the leading lights of Evangelicalism would bow their reverend little heads and give me their imprimatur. (By the way, the eponymous word “piss” is Biblical, at least in the King James version—II Kings 18:27; I Sam 25:22, etc.) But I would like to use the common word “shit” here to talk about a subject if you don’t mind. It is not a word of blasphemy or a curse, though it might be used at times as an epithet. It is certainly a slang term, one that’s been around for at least 700 years, and is usually taken as a vulgarity.[1]
But perhaps its bad reputation stems from the subject it’s referring to. For whatever reason, God made the excrement that is the ejected by-product of human and animal digestion to smell foul. Is there something inherently repulsive about that smell, or is it just a learned reaction? I would assume it’s the first. For some reason human olfactory nerves react quite viscerally to it and not like they would from that of say, roasted coffee or steak on the grill.
Speaking of those poor bulls, one of the most popular cognate uses of the term has to be that of “bullshit,” named in honor of the prodigious amounts that particular animal produces. It is a colorful and apt euphemism for the torrent of foul-smelling lies that pour forth from some people who are constantly given to trying to con any and all within their range. Accordingly, putting forth effort to keep my “bullshit detector” fine-tuned I take to be part of an ongoing exercise of the soul in these last days, simply because the world is full of so many connoisseurs of the art. We are not just supposed to be harmless as doves but wise as serpents as well after all (Mt 10:16).
But why the lowly bull has to be stuck with the ignominy I don’t know. Since elephants produce even more prodigious quantities of the stuff, why don’t we adopt “elephantshit” as our slang de choix? It would certainly be an appropriate allusion to the complete whoredom of the Republican Party and its wholesale sellout of everything to the Israel Lobby and the richest of the rich.
Always In A Crappy Mood
Should we be surprised that hard-core Jewish culture is obsessed with feces, urine, semen, menstrual fluid, bodily orifices and other crass subjects? Quite the contrary, it all stems from hundreds of nerve-wracking laws and endless discussions found in their “holy book” the Talmud. Apparently the rabbis are both fascinated by and terrified of issues of the toilet, no pun intended. According to them, demons haunt latrines and one must walk at least half a mile after leaving one before it departs. If he does not, his children conceived afterwards will be epileptics. [BT Gittin 70a].[2]
Laws are laid down on which hand to wipe yourself with, the prayer you are supposed to utter upon entering (“Preserve me! preserve me! help me, help me, support me, support me, till I have entered and come forth.” [BT Berakoth 60b]), the one you’re supposed to pronounce upon exiting, and the like. There are laws regarding which way to sit on a toilet in the Holy Land (north-south in Judea, east-west in Galilee), laws against uttering a sacred word if you didn’t wipe yourself adequately [23a], and other great questions of life.
On the other hand, it’s stunning just how fastidious they can be about ritual cleanness:
Somebody help this guy! An Orthodox priest shrouds himself in plastic while passing over the uncleanness of a cemetery. El Al ruled in 2001, “flight safety considerations do not allow for passengers to board while covered in sealed plastic bags.”
Am I sounding petty now? Am I exaggerating? There are some Orthodox Jews in Israel so zealous that they have been known to throw their own shit monkey-like at other Israelis should they be deemed too disrespectful of the Halakah (Law). Then they curse them for leaving the country. Of course to these religious fundamentalists backed by millions of dollars from American Evangelicals, it’s black people that are categorized somewhere between men and monkeys don’t you know? This too is covered in the Talmud and the writings of that “towering sage” Moses Maimonides.[3]
The “Most Moral Army In The World”
Want more proof? Part of traditional IDF humiliation rituals is to sometimes defecate on the face of a fellow soldier while they’re sleeping. As Roi Tov explained it to us, humiliating others is a “part of local culture, with Israelis being unable to realize that it antagonizes the victim. This is the epitome of Judaism and the antithesis of Christianity,” and he ought to have known the difference, seeing he is now apparently a martyred Israeli Christian, kidnapped out of Bolivia like he was some kind of Nazi war criminal. “Most IDF elite units have unofficial humiliation ceremonies performed on their rookies” he continues. “‘The entire world is against us’ is the undying Jewish mantra. Nowhere is it chanted more vehemently than in the Holy Land, where it plays soft musical background to the sound of Jews firing machineguns. Never is it checked out against reality.”[4]
Is this their idea of barracks humor, how to pass the time, honoring your comrades? I’m not sure. All I know is, if I think being humiliated is incredibly offensive, I’m “anti-Semitic” whatever that means. In any event, “the most moral army in the world” couldn’t care less; that’s just your “point of view.” After all, who are you to judge what’s appropriate, decent or funny? A big middle finger to you and the rest of the world if you don’t like it. After the IDF occupies Palestinian buildings for any length of time, they make sure to leave bags of their shit spread around in the ransacked rooms, in the drawers, smeared on the walls, etc.
There’s this story about a tourist who goes to the Louvre in Paris. When he sees the crowd all fussing over a tiny little painting, he asked the guard what the big deal is. The guard says, “Why, Monsieur, you do not know what this painting eez?” The tourist says no. The guard says, “Why this is the Mona Lisa, the most famous painting in the world.” “Doesn’t seem like much to me,” the tourist replies. At that the guard straightens himself up and with all the national pride he can muster says, “Monsieur, the Mona Lisa is not on trial. You are.”
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Full Disclosure
I must admit that I do not like being part of the fashion police or any other sentiment that forces people to like one particular style or another. But I do have my limits, and an appreciation for shit culture and toilet humor ranks among them. Maybe it’s OK with 12 year olds before they discover girls and then move on to God, career and meaning in life, but I’m way beyond that now. I also have a pretty high tolerance for degeneracy in movies but there are some I’ve walked out on. One of them was when Mike Meyer’s disgusting-enough character “Fat Bastard” in one of the Austin Powers sequels drank a jar of his own sewage.
Thus, true to the increasingly-degenerate nature of the times we are living in, I guess it was only a matter of time before someone came up with the idea of literally eating shit as a really cool fetish to indulge. There’s apparently even a lab-like, sanitized name for it—coprophagia, if you can indeed scrub such a subject—and German Jewish porn star Veronica Moser is one of its most enthusiastic proponents. She admits it was a high mountain to climb to get used to eating the stuff, but she’s managed to attain unto it all the same. You don’t want to know anything more about her.
What is it about these wayward sons and daughters of Abraham “searching for themselves in all the wrong places” that they just can’t resist the temptation to keep dragging civilization down into the sewer? It’s more than just “lostness” or pursuing one’s own lusts. I would guess that at the highest levels of the power structure it has something to do with the entire raison d’etre behind the Talmud, that it serves as a war manual, and when you’re at war with the rest of the world, you appeal to the lowest in the enemy’s lower nature to con them into depraved behavior, leading to their own cultural self-destruction.
This is very easy to do. You just suggest the idea and the stupid, gullible public goes right along with you. The same Jewish Hollywood that produced Casablanca, Ben Hur, Lawrence of Arabia, To Kill A Mockingbird, Dr. Zhivago, JFK, Titanic, Braveheart, Seabiscuit, Toy Story, Shrek, Inception, Les Miserables, Selma and on and on, also seems to love to push the edge of degeneracy. I think it was 2012 when I saw two major films promoting incest, one this year glorifying sado-masochism (Fifty Shades of Grey), and one just recently with two quick flashes of a male erection. I think it was Spy but I can’t really remember. Not to mention all the full-frontal nudity, soft-porn sex scenes, twerking or whatever they call it on stage, grabbing of the crotch, the Sarah Silverman anus clutch, and all the other vulgarities of the decadent West.
Just another day in West Hollywood
So why in God’s Name would the Muslim world consider the US and Israel the Greater and Lesser Satans? The forces behind all these trends are usually ideological (or just cynical) Jews working their suggestibility to the stupid goys and the stupid Jews who so unthinkingly accept it all. It’s not coming from the Hindus, Bollywood, Muslims, the Iranian or Chinese film industries or any other sector of the earth. Russia is having something of a revival of Christianity yet the Zionist-dominated United States endlessly and shamelessly blames her for starting the crisis in Ukraine (when it was all our doing). Likewise the controversy over Crimea (which was all Crimea’s doing when they went running to Russia for safety.) The literal meaning of “devil” in the Bible is “slanderer.” Does it mean anything anymore?
The Jewish Genius At Work
The Gospel of course appeals to the highest in human nature, but who wants to go up toward the God of Israel and Heaven when you can play in the gutter with Brahmin Bullshit artists? Perhaps the reference to Israel as “that shitty little country” once made by Daniel Bernard, French ambassador to London now makes more sense. How? Apparently a police superintendent by the name of David Ben Harosh has developed a way to weaponize shit, literally. They are known as Skunk Trucks, vehicles that look like modern garbage trucks but with a water cannon mounted on top.
Developed to disperse Palestinian “terrorists” who had the gall to protest instances of vicious settler violence, they have also been patrolling Palestinian neighborhoods literally “spraying this shit” all over their houses, schools, businesses, streets, fishing boats and people. It leaves an odor described as “a cross between a rotting animal corpse, raw sewage and human excrement.”[5]
Really classy. Moreover, the stench won’t leave for up to several weeks and only gets worse when you try to wash it off. Only a special soap available to the police can do the trick. Not to worry though, this stuff is actually made of all organic materials safe enough to drink according to Harosh. Well of course. Bon appetit.
Harosh. Doesn’t look that fat to me.
A Hearty Two Thumbs Up From The Palestinians
-“A group of Israeli soldiers were captured on camera chasing down a five-year old child in Kafr Qaddoum [top picture], spraying him with foul-smelling ‘skunk water’ until he fell down on some rocks. The incident took place around the time of the weekly non-violent protest on Friday against the Wall and Settlements, but the child was not participating in the protest when he was targeted by the soldiers.
The series of photos, taken by local amateur photographer Ahmad Nazzal, show in the first shot a soldier reaching out his hand to the small child, who instead turns around and goes in the opposite direction of a row of armed soldiers stationed in his village street.
An Israeli armored military truck with a high-velocity sprayer then approaches behind the boy spraying the ‘skunk water’ at him. The boy runs away with the truck pursuing him, then falls down on some rocks, where an adult finds him and picks him up to bring him to safety.”[6]
But why oh why would they want to “kill all the Jews?”
-“On the 27th June this year [2014], 75-year-old Rubhiya Abd al-Rahman Darwish was taken to hospital after Israeli forces fired Skunk water with a cannon into her Bethlehem home. She was taking a nap on the couch when she was awoken by the sound of shattering glass:
“I saw a burst of water breaking through the window, when suddenly an intense odor hit and I passed out from the smell, so they had to take me to the hospital” [where] they gave me a shot, but the poison started coming out of my mouth and nose. I started screaming because my back was hurting, and it hasn’t stopped,” the elderly woman, who said she suffers from diabetes, hypertension, and a heart condition, told Ma’an news.
“All my clothes were ruined, and we had to throw all the quilts and mattress out,” she said…”[7]
But What Are Friends For Anyway?
Israelis are anything if not enterprising. “The Israeli police force has high hopes of turning Skunk into a commercial venture and selling it to law-enforcement agencies overseas,” BBC correspondent Wyre Davies reports. Those law enforcement agencies turn out to include the United States where in the wake of civil unrest following an epidemic of police shootings, departments are starting to stockpile Skunk.
But of course. There are few stupid goys more stupid and suggestible than American police forces who love to crack heads so much they’re willing to despise their own Constitutional birthright for a stinking mess of Talmudic pottage. A shadowy security company called Mistral out of Bethesda, MD are selling cannons that spray up to 6o feet, 20 and 40 ounce canister rounds, or your handy 40 mm shotgun grenades that can target individuals in crowds and “make it easy to pick them up later.” Now there’s a minimum-wage job that can be farmed out to the unemployed.
Here’s a great article for more on this subject: “Will Israel’s ‘Wiff From Hell’ Weapon Be Used To Crush US Protests?”
Specializing in eschatological issues has not only forced me to become an amateur politico, an amateur economist, but perhaps an amateur psychologist as well. It seems to me that psychological derangement is an important factor in understanding last days insanity. While the ecology falls apart and no one seems in charge, the world seems obsessed with religious fanaticism and gaming and playing one another, leading to psychological instability and a Mad Max world.
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[1] Vulgarity from the Latin vulgaris, referring to the common people or the uncouth compared to high society. It can vary in meaning from (better to worse as) “common, popular, current” to “ordinary, lacking distinction” to “bad taste and crudeness” to “indecent, lewd and obscene.”
[2] “BT” stands for Babylonian Talmud, the more authoritative voice than the Palestinian Talmud since the former was developed when the rabbis led the people back to Babylon no less after their final defeat at Masada in 135 A.D.
[3] “The status of those is like that of irrational animals. To my mind they do not have the rank of men, but have among the beings a rank lower than the rank of man but higher than the rank of apes.” –Moses Maimonides, The Guide of the Perplexed (Moreh Nevuk’him), translated by Shlomo Pines (U. of Chicago Press, 1963), vol 2, pp. 618-19. As for the Talmud, the origin of the interpretation about blacks suffering the curse of Ham in Genesis comes from there and not the Bible.
[4] “IDF Commando Filmed Crapping on Friend’s Head,” emphasis added and “Humiliating Abbas.”
[5] “Will Israel’s ‘Wiff From Hell’ Weapon Be Used To Crush US Protests?” by Rania Khalek.
[6] “Israeli Soldiers Stalk 5-year old, Spraying Sewage-Smelling Water at Him Until He Falls.” http://www.imemc.org/article/71625
[7] “Israeli Forces Spray Bethlehem Homes With Putrid-Smelling Water,” http://www.maannews.com/Content.aspx?id=708269
